Tuesday, 16 October 2012


Forest Of Fear

Halloween Parties 2012

Friday 2nd & Saturday 3rd of November

Remember when scary stories were actually scary? When innocent girls in Red Hoods couldn't take a hamper to their Granmas house without some skanky Wolf trying to eat them? When an innocent stroll in the woods with your stepmother could lead to being imprisoned in some mad bints confectionary based cottage? 

Or how about those legendary and mythical beasts who always seem to dwell in the deepest darkest woods. Trolls, Goblins, Ogres, Werewolves, Giants, Dragons!!! And don't forget the knight in shining armour or Prince Charming trying to rescue a beautiful Princess from her Evil Wicked Stepmother or messed up Wizard. 

On the bright side there's usually Faeries, Elves, Dwarves, talking Frogs who are nicer than the day is long... Or are they?

This year for Halloween we're transforming The Artful Dodger into a Fantasy Forest of Fear.
On Friday the 2nd and Saturday the 3rd of November transport yourself to a truly terrifying place inhabited by all those childhood horrors... and Heroes!

Please, take a stroll through our Forest of Fear, just don't go in alone... You never know what you'll come out as...











Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Tea, Toast and Tunes with Jonny Gill


Every first Thursday of the month the amazingly talented Mr Jonny Gill hosts an Open Mic night here at The Artful Dodger. Playing original tracks from his totally awesome album "Thieves, Ghosts and Giants" and other compositions including "Shitting man" plus classic cover songs we all know and love.

There's Tea (lots of Tea) and Free Toast available also home made Iced Tea made fresh on the day.
It's Free Entry and starts about 8ish and goes on til lateish... 

Come along and have a go yourself if you're so inclined, we always like to see and hear some new talent.




Reviews include..


"Jonny Gill is fast becoming one of York's most loved acoustic performers. Through relentless gigging on both the acoustic and rock/metal scene, he's a seasoned performer who's also mastered the art of writing a brilliant pop song" Shattered Glass Media


"An incredible Voice, an incredible talent and an absolutely perfect musician."  Riff


"I wanna keep him in my wardrobe to cheer me up when i'm being "Dreadful"..." Gaz the Doorman


"He's like a tiny Rainbow with a voice like a horny Angel. If I was a girl he could do me up the wrongun." Yog The Manager


"Faggot" shitting racegoer (Probably Geordie) in the Black Swan


Jonny is Not This Guy... although he is good too...

Dates are as follows
Thursday 4th October
Thursday 1st November
Thursday 6th December
Thursday 3rd January
yes...
Every first Thursday of the month.

Get down folks!

Sunday, 24 June 2012

Dodger's 7th Birthday Party




7 Years on and we're still going strong.
This year we're going with a Movies costume theme.
Anything goes from superheroes & villains to scifi icons and animated legends or simply suit up for that Oscar's feel.
Dress up and you'll get a prize with "Olivers" being handed out for Best Performances in different categories.

Games and entertainment all night long.

so come down and help us celebrate another awesome year at
The Artful Dodger

Sunday 12th of August
19:00 til 02:00

Wednesday, 13 June 2012

SUMMERSLAM 2012


Summerslam 2012

Summer may look like it's never coming but we can

 guarantee you at least one HOT NIGHT! August 19th is the 

date for the 25th annual SUMMERSLAM PPV from WWE. It is 

gonna be blazing hot and we're gonna be showing all the 

action LIVE on our BIG SCREEN.

We will be kicking things off from 8pm with a selection of the 

best matches from the first 5 SUMMERSLAM PPV's being 

shown on our BIG SCREEN and a BBQ followed by all the 

action from this years event.

Tickets are £3 in advance £5 on the night. No entry after 

midnight unless by prior arrangement.

There will be a limited number of FREE places up for grabs 

soon.
To find out how to get one simply "LIKE" our new page 


and watch out for the info...

Friday, 18 May 2012

Baby's Barrelhouse



*Babys Barrelhouse*

Saturday 21st July

Cool it pops!

This is Babys Barrelhouse!

A foot tappin, finger clickin, retro rocking, jump jive n wail

 joint!

The third Saturday of the month sees the Artful Dodger


come alive to the swinging sounds of retro Rock n Roll.



Its totally FREE entry – the bar is open all day but we’re

 rockin around the clock from 9pm. 



There’s no dress code but feel free to make an effort 

   dreamboats and petticoats, dolly dot dresses, 

its a zoot suit riot!

This weeks drink offers are

Double Bubblegum Vodka Soda £3.50

Double Archers & Lemonade £2.50

Sourz 5 for £5

Treble house Vodka & Coke/Lemonade £3.50

Tuesday, 21 February 2012

Are we there yet?

Well Hellloooooo!
Apologies to all for the lack of updates since Christmas time, we had a lot of clink on the stuff expander... and the plug fell in some Tizer! But I jest, how are you my luvverly peeps? Hopefully you're not still on diets and other ridiculous resolutions that stop you enjoying yourself. Mt resolution to party as much as possible has been slightly hampered by the weather lately but some of you have bared your teeth and gritted the street to get here so thank you all.

Coming up in the next few months we have

St Patrick's Day

Saturday the 17th March is the date we all don silly hats, drink copious amounts of the Black Stuff while swearing blind that somewhere in our ancestry there is an Irish relation! This year as it's a Saturday we're gonna have a full on Party with loads of Booze and loads of Rock n Roll with a smattering of the Dubliner's, The pogues, The Corr's... but no feckin' Westlife. There'll be numerous Drink Deals and hopefully a sea of pleasantly stupid felt hats sporting ludicrous suggestions like "Kiss me, I'm Shitfaced" and "It's all about the Craic" or something like that.

Wrestlemania 28

yup, it's that time of year again. Ridiculously pumped up men tights battling it out for eternal glory in a square ring, or a steel cage, or up ladders! who knows what kinda craziness will happen this year as the greatest spectacle in sports entertainment is shown LIVE here on our BIG SCREEN on Sunday April 1st, honestly, no fooling.

Further details on these and other upcoming events will be posted soon so please check back regularly. Is there something you'd like to see or a particular drink you'd like us to stock? Leave a comment and we'll see what we can do.

Many thanks and keep Rockin'


XXX

we have some new photos from xmas and new year and other stuff we'll get up soon too.
My personal fave is Oli asleep in the toilet. Bless him...